Dear Roonas:

Please comment on my comic, The Grey Life, and how it is in no way related to Sacred Pie. And if its at all in your power, plug my comic, it could really use exposure, and I promise to loan you one of my ho's, without any diseases, for a few days, free of charge.

MaRiNe

Well MaRiNe,

I gotta tell ya - you asked, so I ... Roonas, have an answer.

Firstly - you are getting a plug. Don't jump for joy just yet - I put the plug at the beginning as a favor.

The Grey Life

Now ... onto my critique. Firstly ... (note I am the son of a teacher, so I know how to teach) ...

Your comic - I would say, the best thing for you to do, is to either:

A. - find a new hobby.

B. - actually take an Art Class.

C. - Hire Bob to draw it and have me write it.

It's multiple choice dude - choose your own adventure, but whatever, don't spread that link around just yet ... learn a little more ... Bob has been to many schools for this ... it might help your perspective and creativity to expand you art skills a bit and try different things ... like painting portraits of vases. (yes, long A ---- Vaaaases). Otherwise, ... nice ... um ... not-having a sprite comic! :D (*I hate sprite comics!)* ...

-Roonas.

P.S. - no need for the Ho's ... I have a public responsibility as a role model, and uncle to many cool nephews and nieces! - So ... no thanks buddy, you can keep the ho's and any other garden implements right in your garage where they belong!.