What up.

Instead of doing the singular, awe-inspiring question thing, I opted for a whole buttload of questions. Let the carnage begin!

1. Why are you so mean to people at the message board, as well within the Ask Roonas section?

2. What do you want for Christmas this year?

3. If you could have any single super power, what would it be?

4. Do you anticipate any of your children, grandchildren, or even great grand children being named "Roonas"?

5.What are the three worst movies you've ever seen?

6. What are your five favorite websites (aside from Sacred Pie and WotMania)?

7. If you could beat the ever-living crap out of 3 celebrities, who would they be and why?

8. What three words best describe you?

9. Dead Alive is awesome.

10.Describe the perfect Sacred Pie video game?

11. What are your three favorite Sacred Pie moments?

12. Who was your favorite Thundercat?

13. What piece of outlandish Sacred Pie merchandise would you like most to see?

That's it, honkey. Enjoy!

-bob (yes, www.sacredpie.com bob)

What up.

Nuttin'. You?

Instead of doing the singular, awe-inspiring question thing, I opted for a whole buttload of questions. Let the carnage begin!

Oh, Goodie!

1. Why are you so mean to people at the message board, as well within the Ask Roonas section?

I am only mean to the people that deserve it. These are my corners, and I stick to em' ... if ya act dumb, I'm gonna tell ya ... plain and simple. I figure they ask for it ... I might as well oblige.

2. What do you want for Christmas this year?

Hmmm ... honestly ... a peaceful day with a nice dinner, family and friends gathered round ... I dig that peace and harmony deal ...

3. If you could have any single super power, what would it be?

Hmmm ... tough call. It may not be the standard answer for everyone, but .. I would dig having Magneto's powers (Control of Magnetism, ability to create a magnetic field etc etc et al) ... In my line of work, magnetism plays a big part ... so ... naturally the concepts around which his powers resolve definitely float my collective boat!

4. Do you anticipate any of your children, grandchildren, or even great grand children being named "Roonas"?

Well ... maybe not with a first name ...but if I can talk the Mrs. into it, then there might be a child with the middle name of Roonas per chance ;) ... gotta pass down the legacy slowly ... no need to burden the world with two Roonas's ... or ... Rooni (as it were).

5.What are the three worst movies you've ever seen?

Hmm ... worst is a pretty tough thing to describe .. but just to keep this semi-short - I am gonna swing for the fences here (there are so many - most of them were rec'd by you in fact ;) ) :

3. One flew over the cuckoo's nest ( I just don't get why you thought this movie rocked Bob?)

2. Dead Alive - pointless gore - I never saw the point.

1. The Scorpion King (no matter what you say Bob - they ruined a good series with a crappy spin-off movie!)

6. What are your five favorite websites (aside from Sacred Pie and WotMania)?

Hmmm ... Hmmm ... Strong Bad's Email Site (I'm not a huge fan of the Strarrunner stuff ... but SB's cool!) ... I still hang out at the NationStates.net site and ruling The Dominion of Sacred Pie with an iron fist ... but mostly just wotmania and Sacred Pie make up (other than email) my daily web glances.

7. If you could beat the ever-living Crap out of 3 celebrities, who would they be and why?

Hmmm ... living or dead? (I'll give ya the living ...)

Michael Stipe - for being so snotty (dude does good music, but is way to political for my taste).

Scott Stapp - for taking a great backing band and making stupid Ballads instead of letting your Rock stand on it's own and be the feature sound of the band. (Pipes up at SS:Your self-righteous crooning just doesn't cut it when you have some kick arse musicians backing up your pansy @ss.)

and lastly ...

Joe Theisman. (he's not even worthy of the title of celebrity, but I really would like to give him a good beatin' ... the guy rides the back of a great running back and suddenly thinks he's a god ... not to mention he still wasn't humbled when LT put his career to an end ... there's no hope for the guy ...)

8. What three words best describe you?

Well ... I'll give ya he real life ones, and ya'll can get at the onlines ones all ya like ...

Patient

Loyal

Penitent

9. Dead Alive is awesome.

HA! ... cracka', please ... the movie was pointless (and cheap, yet still gross) blood effects. It sucked.

10.Describe the perfect Sacred Pie video game?

LOL ... well, I know your idea for it ... *laughs* ... but my idea has always been more of an adventure game ... similar in styling's to a more adultish Zelda ... traversing the universe, using the medallion, collecting the objects ... maybe centered around a certain someone's character we had talked about expanding upon later ... *ehem*....

11. What are your three favorite Sacred Pie moments?

-The Beginning. Most definitely ... watching the ideas pop out of your head through your hand, and seeing the ideas take shape before my eyes ... that was a cool moment indeed. Knowing where it is going is best objectified in the actual beginnings of Sacred Pie ... and hands down it can't be beat.

-The day of the Te.... errr ... the forging of the concepts. That day, when we mapped out the coming years together ... just letting the ideas flow ... it was indeed a great day for the Pie ...

-Lastly - Today, and every new day that dawns upon the world with Sacred Pie. It's cool to know it'll be around, and updated regularly for the many years to come ... we're at least commited to not letting it go the way of Fill-in artists, or re-runs ...

12. Who was your favorite Thundercat?

Panthro - gots to love the Nun-chucks!

13. What piece of outlandish Sacred Pie merchandise would you like most to see?

The Sacred Pie miniature action figure sets - complete with scale model ships and bases ... maybe even Lego Sacred Pie Merchandise ;) ... that sounds about right ...

That's it, honkey. Enjoy!

Ahh ... twas a good Sacred Pie Day indeed!

-Roon