Hmmmm Where do i begin?

Hopefully at the beginning, because honestly, after being up for over 24 hours, I doubt I could actually answer this AskRoonas Bass-Ackwards ...

So in light of my own inadequacies (and your poor rhetorical question asking skills) ... I shalt let you begin at the beginning ...

(Special editors Note:Written to the Tenacious D album ... aptly titled Tenacious D ...)

1. If someone offered you a chance to make the comic into a movie would you do it?

***This paragraph was removed per the FCC ... Roonas violated multiple State and Federal Laws, in the answering of this particular question. That, and Bob freaked out at every sentence I typed ... (and I said Sluggy sucks ...) ... so, stay tuned to the next question to see if I am removed from my chosen Medium because someone can't hit the "back" button on their browser, or think for themselves.

Are you(your team) for hire as a script writer?

Well, I, personally, am alway for hire, whether or not I could write a "script" you might approve of, that is another AskRoonas all-together. My team however, comes very cheap, and doesn't even need health insurance ...

(Granted, they won't actually write anything, but hey, they'd make it look like they were thinking about attempting to, someday, maybe possibly get around to winding this all up and actually writing a sentence or four)

3.When is the next animated chapter coming out?

As soon as Bob forgets how much trouble it was to do the last one, and convinces himself he can do it 10 X's better and faster than he did the other ones before it ... It's a sick cycle, so I'd just say stay tuned to your Local SacredPie Station for further updates ... ((and pray Bob's long term memory becomes as short as his short term memory)). ... :D

4.Do you prefer black and white over color?

Actually, yeah, I do in some ways. This question is rather interesting (and appropriate with this weeks update). I totally dig the colors Bob uses, as well as how he tends to "Kick it up a Notch" every time he does something in color ... but, the old classic form of Black and White will always hold a special place in this old Roonas' heart ... (that and the whining about how much trouble it is to color a chapter would probably kill me if it were full time ... I just can't wait to see how long till he starts whining about his "new" style to be seen soon ... this week's update actually ...

5.When can we see you draw a dragon?

*Sigh* [in my best Kirk voice] .... Strooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong Baaaaaaaaaaaaaad ....

Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnn!!

(P.S. you'll never see it, because if you've seen any of my other attempts at Drawing, I would probably have given Trogdor a wonky eye and a peg leg ... so don't hold your breath ...unless I win the lottery and have nothing better to do, then the odds even out ...).

6.What was your major in college?

Electrical Construction and Maintenance! ECM 4 Liiiiife!!

7. Did the sacred pie ever excape(spelled that wrong, dont care) from hell?

I do care, and because you knew it was wrong and didn't fix it, I'm not going to bother answering the question. Thems are the breaks. Deal.

8.Have you posted any other flash animation or other work on other websites?

No, I haven't. Bob might've ... check the site (under this link: http://www.sacredpie.com/atthemovies.html ... if he has em' online, they're there for the time being).

9.Considering im a new fan, how long has this comic been around?

Well, we just celebrated our 4th Birthday here @ Sacredpie HQ's. March 11th, 2000 (somewhere around 8-9ish PM ... @ 79 North Main Ave, Albany NY ... (build a shrine there to us when we're gone ... ok?! - s'up to you, I can only have the ideas, I just have to leave them in capable hands (because I can't even spell capable right half the time ((but I at least had the deceny to look it up and fix it before I hit send ...)) ... That's telekenisis, Kyle ... ***Bob adds the Beenu Beenu Beeeeeenu guitar sound effects ...

10.About how mank black pens/markers/pencils have you used since the comic has started?

3.

11.What do you think about the war?

*Bob suggest the shameless plug of:"it's my favorite chapter!"* ... but since this is AskRoonas (otherwise hereforeto known as "The Real World" ... I think the war ... um. Sucks? Yeah. War sucks ... (not the chapter, that's pretty darn Good ...!)

12. What do you think about the presidental elections thusfar?

Since you didn't fall for my obvious ploy of answering your previous serious question with a lighthearted answer ... I will actually answer this with a serious answer, be careful what you wish for:

All too often, our country holds their elections strictly through the media (whether controlled by one faction or another, the propaganda machine is always producing ...). One side thinks the other controls the media ... it's ridiculous. I think the presidential elections, thus far, as tried in the media, have been the most humorous political farce of all time. We live in a country that has no real clue about the "social contract" they have signed, and what gets done in our names without our knowledge or our consent. I think the original word-smiths of our constitution would turn in their graves if they became aware of where we had taken this country is the short span of merely 200+ years ... Look into the history of the Federal Reserve, look into any of the number of little Laws (passed with huge language and with thousands of addendums and add-on's ...) ... this country is a sham of what it was intended to be, so I think the Elections so far, as held in the media point to the farce continuing and my daily life going on as normal ...

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*Waiting for the knock at the Door ... those Fed's are always bustin' up on Sacred Pie and reading my piece's ... They come for the comic, they stay for the Roonas!<

lil scrappy

Thanks scappy-doo ... this has been one R'antastic R'askRoonas ... R'uht-RO ...

-Roonas