OK ... I read a bit of Bob's as he was typing it, so I won't spoil the dinner by hitting the same course twice.
What I will do however is rant at the current state of comic movies today. Like all genre's, there is inevitably a cream of the crop, and then comes the crop, and then, finally - the weeds.
This Movie has now defined what a weed is for me in this day and age. The gimmicky, stylized filming was a headache to watch, amongst other tawdry "poor acting" and bad plot, the entire movie combined to pure waste. (and not the good kind - that "Nuclear Waste" stuff that makes ya'll green and glowy and super-power'd ...)
I surely hope that Sacred Pie sticks to a commitment of actual Kick-Butt, action packed Shorts and Chapter Movies ... because honestly, I would be ashamed of myself if I were Ang Lee ... Brian Singer on the otherhand is cool. (That was for all you fanboys out there! - Peace out, homies!)
I surely hope the next Movie Bob tells me will be great will actually turn out to be just that ... great!
I'd ask for a refund, but I know it wouldn't work ... *ponders how to con Bob out of 10 bucks or so ...* (the extra is for the trauma!)
This movie just plain sucked IMO.
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All right. I've been an Incredible Hulk fan since I was, like, 11. When I first saw a preview for this movie, I nearly exploded with glee. There he was- 15 feet tall, smashing stuff, yelling, doing his "big hop". Awe-Some.
Then I see the movie. Out of the 2 hours I spent watching that movie, only about 20 minutes actually featured everyones favorite, big green meanie. And the rest of the movie was haggled up by that (and excuse me for saying so, Mr. Ang "tried something new and failed" Lee) STUPID comic-book paneling. Good gravy- those horrible scene splits made me want to tear off my shirt and break Hollwood "Hulk Style"
I give this dissapointing flick 1 star out of a possible five.
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