STAFF

PHIL

Draws and writes "stuff".

TOM

Edits and co-writes said "stuff".

INTERN

Charles (Angry hatter)

Colors side-stories and old pages with great skill. Also Swedish.

SUPPORT "STAFF"

SLAPY

Keeps Tom and Phil in check.

MATT

Sacred Pie's resident engineer.

SKIPPY

"Mr. Fix-it"; carpentry and computer repair.

CLAYTON

Sacred Pie Intern. Status: fired.

RAY

Rai: the physical embodiment of Chaos.