"If it were any cooler, you could eat it."- by Wil

"The greatest thing to happen since monkeys picked up rocks."- by Josh

"Now in strawberry!"- by Cheesypoof

"Sci-Fi, meet Pie-Fi."- by Insane Space Hunter

"As much fun as you can have without risking a disease."- by Ladybird

"Baked with four and twenty blackbirds."- by Jester

"The site Martha Stewart doesn't want you to read."- by Neon

"Bring immortality home today!."- by Hal

"Just like mother used to make."- by Hally

"In your home, despite popular demands."- by Jenny

"Making Sundays pie-ous."- by Melanie

"Evidently embraced by the town of Sebastopol, CA."- by Jena